Stolen from o3o

The SLOGAN meme!

Put your name in, and generate slogan after each question. Generator here! [link]

1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
Ribbed For Her Christiana
(Wait wut? :'D)

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
The Christiana With The Hole
(Oh fffff- SHUT UP STEVE! JUST SHUT UP! XD)

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
Tense, Nervous, Christiana
()

4. How would you answer a booty call?
That'll be the Christiana
(Oh hell yes :'D THE Christiana)

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
I'm Cuckoo For Christiana
(...Yep! I shall try that out :'D See how it works!)

6. To someone you dislike?
It's How Christiana Is Done
(...XD)

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would
you excuse yourself?
Because Christiana is Complicated Enough.
(You won't get it anyway babeh~ 'Cause Christiana is complicated enough ;O )

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
It's the Christiana Fizz That Does The Bizz
()

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
Better Living Through Christiana
(Hey, you know it's true~)

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
It's Christiana Time
(OOOOOHHH YESSSSS )

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
A Christiana A Day Helps You Work, Rest and Play
(So don't break up with me yet babeh~ Be patient~ ;D ...Oh wait. I DUN HAVE A BF )

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
Race for the Christiana
(What? I have no clue either.)

13. What are the best words to describe you?
Life's Pretty Straight Without Christiana
(That means I make YOU gay >8D Muahahahaha~)

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
Turn Loose The Christiana
(WH00! Turn me loose!)

15. Your last words before you die...
When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Get Christiana
(*dies* This is just perfect :'D)

16. Your message to a special someone..
Get Back Your 'Ooo' With Christiana
(*laughs loudly* Oh Lord this is too much :'D GET BACK YOUR OOOO with me ;D)

17. Title of this post will be..
The Too Good to Hurry Christiana
(Okay! You're the boss~ Noooo hurry~)

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